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alternative xmas cards

Santa is drunk, the shops have run out of tinsel, and no-one's kissing under the mistletoe. It's an alternative Christmas, and it needs alternative Christmas cards. Design them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:14)
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# Bah humbug...

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:29, More)
# Yes it's Lame.

But I like it :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:29, More)
# More Rubbish...
I sure hope that this works..

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:27, More)
# Cheap 'n' Nasty
I'm hoping that Santa will forgive me this year for recycling an old joke into this horrible TOAP...

... but I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:20, More)
# erm

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 17:03, More)
# Don't make me Angry...


You wouldn't like me when i'm angry
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:54, More)
# End of day Q&D

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:48, More)
# Don't eat the Red Snow!


Happy Zmas!
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:39, More)
# ..


Blog & Archive

And the obligatory link to Not The Cliff Richard Christmas Single
(I helped save b3ta! Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:24, More)
# Posting on behalf of a friend who just signed up

dogof2head is his name

It made me chorttle :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:09, More)
# Santa's got a present for you.....

(LazyBastard, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:30, More)
# I just realized that Adblock is right next to "Set as Desktop Background".
ARGH!!!!!!!!!

and...WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:27, More)
# White Christmas

I am desperate to make this joke work
(subject line courtesy of Sunshine Elephant)
(I helped save b3ta! Leningrad, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:48, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:01, More)
# There's Christmas Puss behind No. 4

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:55, More)
# riding into bethlehem

(elba, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:47, More)
# Christmas tragedy cards
might cheer someone up...

(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:31, More)
# No man, no prophet, no deity can stop him.


Clicky for Christ-sized (116KB)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:29, More)
# Too soon?
Or too obvious?


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:06, More)
# had to get it out of my head! the voices you know.....

(I helped save b3ta! hackller has not been on for a long time, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:59, More)
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