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Santa is drunk, the shops have run out of tinsel, and no-one's kissing under the mistletoe. It's an alternative Christmas, and it needs alternative Christmas cards. Design them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser is not a number, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:14)
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(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke tracked active, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 21:05, More)
# no doubt he will be sending this to his local mosque....

(Rodders i hear pudding, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:52, More)
# Geoff was always pulling off practical jokes with his mate John

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 15:08, More)
# Couldn't fight the urge.


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(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock feels like Simon Weston on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:35, More)
# yes its chocolate and mincemeat mixed together

(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:20, More)
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(inexpressible is broke, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:17, More)
# :D Poor JC

(I helped save b3ta! onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:11, More)
# See, he's not all bad...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:20, More)
# Damn Masquerades. . .

(psychopratek is. Toadys brother. . ., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:41, More)
# ...

(Far Queue, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:10, More)
# red noses are strawberry flavour


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(I helped save b3ta! Down on the farm - renaissance cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:36, More)
# oh the punnage

(I helped save b3ta! WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 2:49, More)
# :)
and now for a 2 year old pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Munsta is looking for hummus, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:21, More)
# Yay Christmas time!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, More)
# pa-daaaa


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i wanted to do the wise men too, but a fella has gotta sleep. and then get up and drive to weston-super-mare in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:25, More)
# Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:09, More)
# He knows when you're sleeping.....

(Wise Guy Rabbi, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:49, More)
# First time I've compo'd for a while


Inspired by these signs we used to sell at work,
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/santa-please-stop.jpg
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:56, More)
# Ho Ho Ho Chi Ming !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin . . . Screenning Screens . . ., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, More)
# Lamppost as it's a post with a lamp on it.
Have a Christmas Jesus.


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