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anti-valentines

We despise February 14. This is because we a) don't like spending money, and b) are afraid of ladies. So let's celebrate how much we hate the occasion through the dark magic of image manipulation, and design some anti-valentines cards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 20:22)
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# The last few strips were a bit depressing...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:59, More)
# Compo entry and RPS in one...
Sorry about the crap quality, I've only got my camera phone to hand.



For those of you viewing on small monitors or oscilloscopes, it says "I couldn't be bothered to get you a valentine's card, so choose yourself one and I'll put a question mark in it for you later."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:52, More)
# Flowers

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:37, More)
# Please help me to decide which one to send her.




(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:07, More)
# She loves a bit of Slayer.
Well, she never complains...
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:05, More)
# I made this because....
SHUT UP, that's why!



click here so you can actually see what the card says... nevermind, the moment's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:50, More)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:29, More)
# Valentines Day?
Fuck that, I'm off to Lanzarote!


(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:19, More)
# Text on a...no, not even that.


Also, do please help yourselves to illiterate Valentine's niceness [click for biggar]:

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:39, More)
# Meh. Crap valentine card or biting satire of the compo?
You decide.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:11, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:57, More)
# At least the thought was there.

(Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:51, More)
# For some reason it makes me chuckle.



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:47, More)
# I just use mailmerge

Now to delete those mdbs off my computer before my girlfriend find them.
(manbear84, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:32, More)
# a speshul day


EDIT: sorry about the harsh compression
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:15, More)
#

(Pachey, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, More)
# Who said romance was dead?

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:11, More)
# heating tart
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(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:08, More)
# Have a repost, dammit.

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:07, More)
# If you need to tape something this VD, let it be your wife
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(ScrewiLewi, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:55, More)
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