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Selling Celibacy (This challenge is now closed)
Our youth are in danger: STDs are everywhere, and unwanted pregnancies are on the rise. So how do we sell celibacy to teenagers? Show us, via the magic of image manipulation.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:49)
Evenin' all
Inspired by my worst employee ever.
It's his first day. We only met the day before. We're in the delivery van and have been on the road for maybe 5 minutes.
It's 1990. About 3 in the afternoon. Bette Midler's 'From a Distance' is playing on the radio, prompting the lad to begin this sensitive and sincere exchange:
Him: That's an interesting song. Makes you think.
Me: Just a mo.
(I complete my turn on a tricky intersection in heavy traffic and decide not to waste my breath on a mini-lecture about timing.)
Me: Sorry.... you were saying?
Him: I said it's an interesting song, this one.
(long pause)
Him: Do you ever wonder if, like, your grandparents watch you from Heaven when you masturbate?
Me: I fucking *beg* your pardon?!
Him: I was just wondering if, you know... like when you masturbate... um, if your grandparents... erm.... Ooh, look! A bird!
We didn't speak for the rest of the hour-long drive.
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Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:17, More)
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:03, More)
1021, 1022, 1023...
He's a real trooper, at this rate he'll win the big fight for sure!
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:57, More)
all the cool victorians are (not) doing it
one more before bed...
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kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:50, More)
Couldnt be arsed doing a proper shop
too tired. will do proper one tomorrow.
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:40, More)
Put an end to brats!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:30, More)
And a dirty pearost from an old bandwagon
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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:40, More)
Couldnt resist
and its probably the most likely way to get em to quit that pesky underage sex... (Why did I get hardly any underage sex? I remeber when all this were nowt but fields....)..
Go on, click 'i like this' You know you do you sicko
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:33, More)
blue rinse ahoy
Not a great deal of point linking to such a small picture, so assume that this is a close-up of the cheesy end of an enormous magenta cock.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:14, More)
Selling Celibacy (This challenge is now closed)Our youth are in danger: STDs are everywhere, and unwanted pregnancies are on the rise. So how do we sell celibacy to teenagers? Show us, via the magic of image manipulation.
(
Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:49)
Evenin' all
Inspired by my worst employee ever.
It's his first day. We only met the day before. We're in the delivery van and have been on the road for maybe 5 minutes.
It's 1990. About 3 in the afternoon. Bette Midler's 'From a Distance' is playing on the radio, prompting the lad to begin this sensitive and sincere exchange:
Him: That's an interesting song. Makes you think.
Me: Just a mo.
(I complete my turn on a tricky intersection in heavy traffic and decide not to waste my breath on a mini-lecture about timing.)
Me: Sorry.... you were saying?
Him: I said it's an interesting song, this one.
(long pause)
Him: Do you ever wonder if, like, your grandparents watch you from Heaven when you masturbate?
Me: I fucking *beg* your pardon?!
Him: I was just wondering if, you know... like when you masturbate... um, if your grandparents... erm.... Ooh, look! A bird!
We didn't speak for the rest of the hour-long drive.
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Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:17, More)
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:03, More)
1021, 1022, 1023...
He's a real trooper, at this rate he'll win the big fight for sure!
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:57, More)
all the cool victorians are (not) doing it
one more before bed...
(
kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:50, More)
Couldnt be arsed doing a proper shop
too tired. will do proper one tomorrow.
(
drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:40, More)
Put an end to brats!
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 22:30, More)
And a dirty pearost from an old bandwagon
(
kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:40, More)
Couldnt resist
and its probably the most likely way to get em to quit that pesky underage sex... (Why did I get hardly any underage sex? I remeber when all this were nowt but fields....)..
Go on, click 'i like this' You know you do you sicko
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:33, More)
blue rinse ahoy
Not a great deal of point linking to such a small picture, so assume that this is a close-up of the cheesy end of an enormous magenta cock.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:14, More)
