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bad books for kids

Books are a vital part of any child's early learning. So let's mess with their little heads and devise the most inappropriate children's books ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 20:29)
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# quick and dirty

(Peb long-time lurker, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:24, More)
# ^this. nicely done
sorry to tj, but i'll just dump this puerile compo entry here.
don't want to waste a whole thread on it

i used to love that book as a kid...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:03, More)
# George's Marvellous Medicine

(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, More)
# kwik and very dirty


www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0333994175/
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:38, More)
# Anyone.? No.? Dust.?


Oh yes.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:29, More)
# from the book "modern nursery rhymes for kids"


Click for bigger (147KB)

terribly sorry.
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:02, More)
# FIRST PORN MOVIE

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:36, More)
# Wish I'd had this one...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, More)
# Did this a long time ago



(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, More)
# Raggedy Ann...


Can anyone tell me where hell is?

I was told I'd be going there.
(GiF .sig, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 17:57, More)
# Oh dear, Im getting worse...


I could have at least picked a well known book...
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, More)
# BinDun?


Unsure how you explain to your kids that Peppa Pig is one big knob gag, thats why her dad has pubes and sneezes a lot
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:01, More)
# sorry, but i have to inflict my one and only challenge entry on you all right now

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:28, More)
# pea to go with

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 9:37, More)
# 'ningly

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 9:28, More)
# All the peas sitting in a row.....

Edit: These are peas from ages ago (pre-compo)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 9:17, More)
# Kings Cross please...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 9:09, More)
# One last go.........
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:54, More)
# *buys ticket, etc.*

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 23:17, More)
# so that's what was in the handbag

(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 22:47, More)
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