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new cockney rhyming slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang is everywhere now. Even Americans understand some of it. We need new impenetrable phrases for things, and we want you to photoshop them and stick them on the messageboard. Gertcha!

(Fri 7 Feb 2003, 11:26)
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# About ten minutes after I finished this
I discovered that the whole kittens/mittens rhyming slang territory had already been thoroughly explored. Have it anyway, I'm going for a brew...

(, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 20:16, More)
# .

(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:06, More)
# Clayman Suicide

(ganglioside?)
(, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:57, More)
# i love you
i love you so much my princess!!!
(, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 23:12, More)
# how I missed that
I don't know, but it's fucking woo!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 10:42, More)
# rhyming slang
wank

sorry. you may threadjack now
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:35, More)
# Oow, I'm busting for a polly!


...polyphonic spree = pee
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:27, More)
# very quick'n'dirty compo entry
'rich and famous' - little boys anus



Bye ! I'm off to hell now, see you there!!
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 10:18, More)
# having a lionel blaire

(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 9:41, More)
# liz hurley = curly wurly

you've got to have a system!
props going out to da main man, Harry Hill. Sorted, respect due.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 9:19, More)
# Looks like...

...the paper has got jammed in the Alan again !
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 3:29, More)
# done already ?


Little & Large

Congestion Charge
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 23:29, More)
# Just what Biancah off Eastenders used to play with as a girl....


Age old rhyming slang...I'm too pony to think up my own.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 23:20, More)
# ...more cockney rhyming slang...


Somehow, this worked better in my head than it does on screen...but at least it's got Tracie in...woo.

...and, for the record, I would...
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 22:21, More)
# heh heh
Lmfao

You win!
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 22:19, More)
# OK . . . . . who forgot to flush?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 21:46, More)
# Jesus,

What a Highland Flinger!

Edit: Fucksocks, I just noticed the piece of the bar that moves from side to side.
Ah well, whatever...
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 18:25, More)
# some rhyming slang (that u can see)
ooo I could do with an airedale terrier

...a bottle of perrier
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 18:02, More)
# Bartender...!


For the thirsty cockney

Nearly home/pub time
(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 17:40, More)
# a variant on the 'douglass herd'

(, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 17:35, More)
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