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Cooking with B3ta (This challenge is now closed)
Think you're good in the kitchen? THEN PROVE IT! Bake us up something tasty and post the results. Extra points for entries involving cakes, food dye, orange chocolate etc.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:31)
I cooked these on the barbeque
and they are real
Edit: This picture is unshopped, they really sell these buggers in shops!
www.littleboys.co.nz/
Site is safe, don't worry
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DeliriumSpong has RETURNED!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, More)
Oh, I'm sure it's delicious, I'm just not hungry right now...
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WiL laser raped the cat, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:53, More)
had to be done....
pardon my crude gif skills lol
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:42, More)
Niaom!
An old one, but a damn fine cake none the less!
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TomOz Vist his profile and buy a guitar!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:10, More)
click for bigger, if you enjoy sheer, unbridled terror (140KB).
predated last week by the SNARN cake.
edit: naughty me, i really should be thanking spacefish for the original fear. of all the b3ta memes and creations, i connect with it. back when i just lurked here, it amused and terrified me.
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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:44, More)
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Allah...
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Bad Horsey, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, More)
Topical....cream?
These super lamb bananas are really starting to piss me off now...
Click for bigger (100KB)
...I think it's about time to take the kids down to North Wales (*ouch*) while everyone else jumps on the bandwagon.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:09, More)
Bindun?
Directions
Wash& dry the duck inside and out.
Rub salt into the cavity.
Put Duck on a large plate spoon the vodka over the duck& rub all over, turn the duck and make sure you rub the vodka all over the bird Leave it for 4 hours.
Dissolve the honey in the water and rub all over the duck.
Do not miss any area Truss the bird and tie a cord around it's neck and hang it in front of an electric fan Leave it to dry for at least 4 hours.
Preheat oven to 375f.
Place the ginger inside the duck.
Place duck on a rack in a pan with water in it.
The duck must be well above the water.
Cook for 30 minutes then turn heat down to 300F degrees and continue roasting for about 1 hour.
Turn heat up to 375f and continue roasting until skin is crisp and brown all over.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:11, More)
just add water, makes its own sauce. Doesn't leave no aftertaste
Click for bigger (94KB)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, More)
I also bought some Chocolate B3tans...
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, More)
I baked some Rock Cakes for the compo...
...but it didn't quite work out, sorry.
It's supposed to say "YOUR ALL GAY".
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:21, More)
Do I get extra points then? (might only work in Scotland)
Click for bigger (143KB)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, More)
A knob of butter
Okay so it isn't cooking but imagine my surprise when i tried to spread this on my toast!
There was no real point baking a cake with this in my butter
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:23, More)
b3ta bear cake
Flavoured not, alas, with actual bears, but with vanilla buttercream and poppyseed pie filling. More here
Coming soon: bear cake in its very own Sheepfilms production.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:23, More)
Cooking with B3ta (This challenge is now closed)Think you're good in the kitchen? THEN PROVE IT! Bake us up something tasty and post the results. Extra points for entries involving cakes, food dye, orange chocolate etc.
(
Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:31)
I cooked these on the barbeque
and they are real
Edit: This picture is unshopped, they really sell these buggers in shops!
www.littleboys.co.nz/
Site is safe, don't worry
(
DeliriumSpong has RETURNED!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, More)
Oh, I'm sure it's delicious, I'm just not hungry right now...
(
WiL laser raped the cat, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:53, More)
had to be done....
pardon my crude gif skills lol
(
sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:42, More)
Niaom!
An old one, but a damn fine cake none the less!
(
TomOz Vist his profile and buy a guitar!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:10, More)
click for bigger, if you enjoy sheer, unbridled terror (140KB).
predated last week by the SNARN cake.
edit: naughty me, i really should be thanking spacefish for the original fear. of all the b3ta memes and creations, i connect with it. back when i just lurked here, it amused and terrified me.
(
postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:44, More)
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Allah...
(
Bad Horsey, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, More)
Topical....cream?
These super lamb bananas are really starting to piss me off now...
Click for bigger (100KB)
...I think it's about time to take the kids down to North Wales (*ouch*) while everyone else jumps on the bandwagon.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:09, More)
Bindun?
Directions
Wash& dry the duck inside and out.
Rub salt into the cavity.
Put Duck on a large plate spoon the vodka over the duck& rub all over, turn the duck and make sure you rub the vodka all over the bird Leave it for 4 hours.
Dissolve the honey in the water and rub all over the duck.
Do not miss any area Truss the bird and tie a cord around it's neck and hang it in front of an electric fan Leave it to dry for at least 4 hours.
Preheat oven to 375f.
Place the ginger inside the duck.
Place duck on a rack in a pan with water in it.
The duck must be well above the water.
Cook for 30 minutes then turn heat down to 300F degrees and continue roasting for about 1 hour.
Turn heat up to 375f and continue roasting until skin is crisp and brown all over.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:11, More)
just add water, makes its own sauce. Doesn't leave no aftertaste
Click for bigger (94KB)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, More)
I also bought some Chocolate B3tans...
(
LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, More)
I baked some Rock Cakes for the compo...
...but it didn't quite work out, sorry.
It's supposed to say "YOUR ALL GAY".
(
LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:21, More)
Do I get extra points then? (might only work in Scotland)
Click for bigger (143KB)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, More)
A knob of butter
Okay so it isn't cooking but imagine my surprise when i tried to spread this on my toast!
There was no real point baking a cake with this in my butter
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:23, More)
b3ta bear cake
Flavoured not, alas, with actual bears, but with vanilla buttercream and poppyseed pie filling. More here
Coming soon: bear cake in its very own Sheepfilms production.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:23, More)