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Creationists believe that everything in the universe was created absolutely by a deity, and that evolution is hocus pocus, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Please portray this conflict using God's own image-manipulation software.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:52)
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# This compo needs more terror and mayhem!


No, it's not just TOAP, because there is implied irony in such a scenerio.
(Both religions base their creation 'theories' on almost identical texts, but they hardly ever seem to get along).
That should lift it one notch above crappy TOAP, according to the faq extended edition, page 514, paragraph 6 of the chapter 244 100 things you've always wanted to know about TOAP but were afraid to ask
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# Perhaps it was a lack of personal hygeine that caused dinosaur extinction...

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# Ooh, ya cheatin' bastad!

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#

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# If creationism were real..
God would have to live up to his abominations.

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# proof
as I said before i had a moth that laid egg in a CD spindle

one of the originals

by rearranging/resizing these shapes I got a map i only removed the shapes from pictures i took of around the case

bigger
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# then there was....

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# Dinosaurs? no, but Angels, YES!!!!!

(londoner, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:25, More)
# very good work!
I'll just slip my lazy entry in here (oo-er):

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# Hmmmm...

Hope this isn't lost by being scaled down.
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# ..I'm on the side of Creationism


Blog & Archive
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# huh?

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# the little buggers have wheels these days

THATs evolution....
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# banana


See: www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3768875037baca5de6e2
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# Leftovers...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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# It's a wind-up
Would you like to see 12 finches?
Not as smooth as I'd hoped, but it'll do for a lunchtime 'shop
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# And you thought text-on-a-pictures were lazy.

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#

explanation
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# Thx Damocles
Edited pearoast..

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