I AM A MOLE
AND I LIVE IN A HOLE

100% Fact
(Spleen_Boy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:27, More)

"1+1=2" (100% Fact)

Define the set N:

P1: 1 is in N.
P2: If x is in N, then its "successor" x' is in N.
P3: If x isn't 1, then there is a y in N such that y' = x.

Define Addition:

Let a and b be in N.
If b = 1, then define a + b = a' (using P1 and P2).
If b isn't 1, then let c' = b, with c in N (using P3), and define a + b = (a + c)'.

Define 2:

2 = 1'

Proof:

1 is N (by P1)
2 is in N (by P1, P2, and the definition of 2)
Use the first part of the definition of + with a = b = 1.
Then 1 + 1 = 1' = 2

100% Fact


And now... a super-fat penguin:



(Bigness)

N.B. Real, not shopped.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:24, More)

ok then..

'evenin' all
( raver, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:01, More)

The filth, the fury, wombles shot on dukebox jury.

( Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:00, More)

Depending on traffic of course....

( Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:50, More)

Evening all!

100% of FACT. Click for tiny bit bigger
( Dogtanian, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:49, More)

In Swaziland..
it is illegal to point at the President's hut. 100% fact - they said so on the TV last night.


(hanuman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:37, More)

especially for b3tans



( lord bofingham, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:15, More)

New pictures from space have shown

that the sun is in fact a giant orange
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:13, More)

If hanuman says its true...
Hanuman says:
Half the world's population have seen at least one James Bond movie.

(scootermacc, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:59, More)

No matter how much you shake it.....
There's always some left.....

(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:55, More)

If a statue of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle...

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle;
if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes;
if the horse has three legs in the air and one on the ground, the person died of a ninja attack;
if the horse has both back legs in the air, the person died in a rodeo;
if the horse has four legs in the air, the person died in space.

(can anyone come up with a better 3 and 4?)

I swear it looks like it's hovering up and down slightly, though it isn't.
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:34, More)

I would, but
whenever I go near the hospital they clutch their hands to their faces and yell, "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! SHE HAS THE PLAGUE!", lock all the doors and begin to burn anything I touch.

toe

100% of fact.
(~Sunny~, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:22, More)

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
100% FACT! *dirty buggers that they are*


( HickyVicki, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:19, More)

Please don't sue me.....
...it's not my fault if you are a bunch of cunts....


( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:17, More)

did i get that right ... ???

i swear its true!
makes you wonder how she stays so slim...
( pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:16, More)

This photo is NOT shopped 100% of FACT

i can neither confirm nor deny the rumours that this statement may or may not be true
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:11, More)

Squirrels hide their nuts in winter.


*100% FACT*
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:08, More)

alligator in subway . . .


100% of FACT
(mixtapes, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:06, More)

Apparently, sheep are really quite clever

(TANKERx, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 18:47, More)