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illustrated spam

We want you to take the subject lines from your spam email and illustrate them in clever and amusing ways... much like this website here. Remember, it's lateral thinking we want, not porny pictures!

(Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:49)
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# POP-UP DESTROYER!


Quick and nasty for my first post..
(Moocat, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:09, More)
# Sign me up to 'gain size and stamina from mr big'

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:41, More)
# CONTROL YOUR WEIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:16, More)
# According to my Hotmail Spam folder - 'A farmers wife is never really alone'


My First animation. Forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:11, More)
# I'm sick of getting these dropped into my inbox...

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:59, More)
# Freee Shiipiing:


Oh, and while we're at it, a poem entitled SPAM from "the other place":

My mailbox is so full of it,
and yet I loathe it so,
This spam I get is horrible,
It really has to go.

I empty my folders regularly,
yet still they fill again
with offers to make my penis grow
And "MetRx Weight Gain".

I wish that they would realise
that I'm clever enough to tell
that they're all rip-off merchants and
they'll all burn up in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:47, More)
# Yay!
Go special profile badge!


(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:24, More)
# Im being lazy tonight

(Pigmash, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:10, More)
# Hopefully not bindun
Click here for completely naked pre-teens!!!
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 21:14, More)
# it's comp-tastic!

*chokes on pun*
(nonsense, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 20:30, More)
# G3t SuP3rSiZ3d In YoUr Dr@W3Rs!!!!111!!1!!1!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 20:03, More)
#

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# Inspired by where I work :)

(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 17:42, More)
# I find these particularly amusing.

feldspatization refractory curite bougar ribbonfish plannings alienator glamoury palatines marijuana thysanopteran bandsmen tentacles wheelhorse pachyderma windborne
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 17:33, More)
# recieved far too many of these
clearing at sheffield
cfb + alt text

edit:this
might help if your struggling, sorry i thought you would get it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 17:06, More)
# (no subject)

(1, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 16:56, More)
# Microsoft products 85% off

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 16:37, More)
# Taxidermist judge inside!


Hahahah, seamless.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 16:36, More)
# It does it all


(batteries not included, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 16:24, More)
# fortune advise for house-holder

clicky for big
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 16:05, More)
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