please do not look behind the curtain...

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 20:48, More)

Nice
When I was a stoned student I ended up listening to Cyprus Hill and brandishing a replica handgun in my front room...next to a main road...as I got more caned I began to realise the possibilities...I ended up waiting until people had a swift look in the window as they drove past (or were stopped at the traffic lights 10 yards down the road) before staring back menacingly and pointing the gun at them. Not particularly inspired...but certainly particularly amusing when one driver panicked and (as I later found out) phoned the coppers bleating about a madman with a gun. So it was that I was enjoying another recreational blunt and giggling to myself when the armed response unit cordoned the road off and laid seige to my house. What was even better was that they phoned one of my flatmates at work to ask for the layout of the building due to the real possibility of a need to storm the place and I got treated to the sight of him hauling his lumpy carcass at high speed up the road and openly crying because...hehehe...my other flatmate was his pregnant girlfriend and he feared the worst.
(The_Bishop begged for death on, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:33, More)

They had such good graphics in the early 90s

EDIT: That better? My computer's shit so have no idea of the speed.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:27, More)

Local Dog Forced To Rob Bank



With Bomb Strapped To Neck

something similar actually happened here not too long ago
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:56, More)

hmm...I'll post it anyway

( Sixola, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:56, More)

Nationwide!

bigger
source pic
(ru, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:15, More)

Very poor first Post...apologies...
...will beat myself with a birch twig as penance

(Nicksterrr, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:14, More)

At least I think it was the sunshine elephant, my memory is useless today

Clicky for full story
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:53, More)

"And the main st...oh I saw something move, hold still."



*edit* nice idea - cheeers.
( Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:10, More)

Don't worry, I'm Welsh so this isn't a racist slur!


Even if we can't play rugby to save our sheep!
(TANKERx, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:40, More)

while not a pic, i guess this could be a sort of entry
I threw this together at the start of the year as a rival to our village bulletin.

yes its a repost, but its for the comp, so nobs to you
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:37, More)

Some local news can be quite partizan

(conuil, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:23, More)

always check your bowl

(mistersnappy, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:52, More)

Why shop news
when you can make it!

Note - This was nearly three years ago, I was only warned, and my parents were most of the audience.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:00, More)

Sky's presentation...
made even the most tedious news stories seem interesting.


(kid special, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 1:00, More)

hurrah
im back

see if you can spot all the extra's

my computer died, so i fixed it, it only took 2 weeks.
(Hunting bears, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:37, More)

The latest issue - On sale now

( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:34, More)

Obvious news gag: #348 in a series of 70,003



(Edit: image unbiggenned.)
(Mark X, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:37, More)

Vanessa Feltz attempts to cross weak bridge...


(lordironlung, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:12, More)

Pick a compy, any compy....

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:39, More)