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How To Make Church Popular. No-one goes to church anymore - audiences are dwindling, and the kids are off happy-slapping pensioners or playing Grand Theft Auto. How would you sell the Church today?

(Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:04)
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(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:43, More)
# HOUSE...............
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of God
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:18, More)
# They need a faith-based sitcom,
That would do it..

Why do only popes and horses work? Na-na-na-naa-na, na-na-na-naa-na...

Also many thanks to whoever drew the lully original pic, I am an awful b3tan and forgot your name temporarily...


EDIT: GMoS - Thank you for the original line drawing!

/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:40, More)
# Hull?

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:20, More)
# It's your call....

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:16, More)
# It'd get people to convert to Christianity

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:12, More)
# It's all smoke and mirrors anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:10, More)
# yes
The way forward...


(I helped save b3ta! pimpingeezer, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:59, More)
# Most likely bindun.


So if that is the case, may Allah strike the sweat from my balls.
(Mazrim, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:59, More)
# IF the church could enlist slayers help...


or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:30, More)
# Hmmmmmm...


...probably shouldn't have bothered!
(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:17, More)
# As that's a bit crap
I'll pearoast a "related" image...

Link to compo? Em;
Make church better by letting all priests know the mistake during their sermon and watch their reaction!

(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:13, More)
# The Heathen Hit Squad!

Religion ruled by fear... Back to basics then...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:08, More)
# Come on in!

The manna's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:01, More)
# I'd have to opt for the more tried and tested approach.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:55, More)
# The church could increase popularity by branching further into television...
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(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:49, More)
# A new advertising campaign?

(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:43, More)
# i'd like to enter my concept to try and decrease the rising popularity of other religions; the popebot

clickforbigger
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:40, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:35, More)
# Not perfectly happy with this one


Previously: #1
(K, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 12:25, More)
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