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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Have this pea if I may be so bold/

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, More)
# Ooeeerrr...

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:51, More)
# JESUS MAN
AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

His hair is still gay though.
EDIT: Fuck, did anyone else know about this?
www.blasphemyday.com/
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:38, More)
# Why has thou forshaken me ?

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:10, More)
# I know it's been done, just my own take, Even I would go to church if she dressed like that.

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:31, More)
# GOD6 coming soon to PS3...

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, More)
# Pfft...

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:04, More)
# What could be more modern than a saucy musical?

True Bible story: King David spies the bathing beauty, knocks her up, makes sure her noble soldier husband is abandoned to the enemy and slaughtered, and then makes the widow his wife.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:48, More)
# And he would arise again to (unfortunately) work for Channel Five.

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:36, More)
# The original audition with the bread and fish was much more entertaining...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:08, More)
# If it aint black, it's all whack!


Jebus double dizzle
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:12, More)
# Paternity LOLs

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:01, More)
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(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, More)
# oh Yeahhhhh!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, More)
# The Adam and Eve of all biscuit based confectionery


ningles board :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 8:19, More)
# easyGod (bindun?)

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:11, More)
# The tree of knowledge held the secrets of illegal downloads


Click for bigger (77 kb)


Apologies if this has been done loads before
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:11, More)
#

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:39, More)
# Feeding the 5,000: Nyom (x 4,999)

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:23, More)
# Hey!
i done something very similar 2 years ago ;) but it's not as good as yours

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:29, More)
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