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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Jesus frisbee : another Jesus one I made several years ago...

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:38, More)
# Don't need to re-write -
Just cut the corners off the pages of the old ones, antique it a bit and call it the Galactica Bible.


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 3:21, More)
# socks

(nraphael, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 1:35, More)
# and coming next season... Pimp My Leper

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:55, More)
# ...

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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:52, More)
# ha! extra points for "arkbox" :)
also: Modernising the Bible must mean diversification


(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:35, More)
# Fun(damentalism) for the whole congregation


Rock you like a Hurricane!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, More)
# compo
if the bible reflected modern times
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! FIEND, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:45, More)
# I feel dirty


Definitely not worth own thread, and mitigating the threadrush.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:28, More)
# Adam's Apple.......in cider (Eve)


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(grandpabutton, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:52, More)
# ..

Apologies for different styles of bevel, I'm still getting the hang of this cs4 malarkey.
(Peter_G, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:29, More)
# Pearoast for compo :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16, More)
# I hate it when they keep changing the line-up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:59, More)
# Please say nobody beat me to this
I bible
I rushed it a bit
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:55, More)
# Quick and rubbish.



(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
# AAAARGH
You scared the BeeJesus out of me :-(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:20, More)
# Not sure this is what the Bible had in mind.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:53, More)
# *may not contain apple.


EDIT: I'd like to dedicate the post to nic the lurker. Gowarn! Make a first post I dare ya!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, More)
# about bloody time


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this is for 'Mistletoe and Wine' and 'The Millenium Prayer'
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:44, More)
# Marginally better then tumbleweed


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(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:55, More)
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