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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# THIS MAY OFFEND!
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(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:30, More)
# 9/11 in under 5k...
and no gods in bombhats in sight...

now where's my ticket to hull...
(dieselmonkey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:21, More)
# ...

(crumpled, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:16, More)
# lolz
edit: More annoying than offensive actually, i'll get me coat

and BUM it

Sorry.
(Slyph, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 11:19, More)
# !


ohhh fuck it then.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 11:03, More)
# :)

(Slyph, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:49, More)
# Meh for le comp
So, I've stolen yet another source pic, but I just couldn't resist

edit-4.98kb

Edited and made UNDER 5kb for all the picky bastards. Grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:45, More)
# Catchphrase

(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:58, More)
# Tard
Here so as to mitigate your BLATANT THREADWASTE YOU CUNT here's my ever-so-witty compo entry.

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:21, More)
# My 4.62kb ticket to hell.

(Green-Alsatian, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:05, More)
# Old news

but qualifies as offensive in my book. full story here
(Vestan_Pance, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 23:45, More)
# Well it's under 5k, but it came out kinda weird


Stylish though. I like it. If you wish to see the true horror...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:13, More)
# Maybe a bit too small...

(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:00, More)
# just under 5k, AND insulting to arabs :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:44, More)
# Can you smell smoke?

Sorry if it's bindun - perhaps I should lurk more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:19, More)
# not unlike chicken
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(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
# Offensive in 5K ??
Depends if you mean "Offensive to B3TAns" or "Offensive to Daily Mail Readers".

Oh well, just in case someone thinks they're NSFW...

Di-1

Di-2
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:59, More)
# Ooook!
NSFW
Ooops.. sorry... forgot about the NSFW.
(Bogbean, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:42, More)
# Geordie slaaaaags!

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:39, More)
# Too late?

(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:37, More)
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