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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# Don't know if this has been done before or not.

Size: 111 KB
Time: 1 hour
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 18:59, More)
# And now for a public information film...

(lyndhurst25, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:11, More)
# piss

(furious eddie, Mon 20 Feb 2006, 23:07, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sat 18 Feb 2006, 22:10, More)
# Offensive?

(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 19:54, More)
# Bindun?
IE

Easily offensive
(Red Dalek, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 19:21, More)
# Mother Theresa Says...

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:18, More)
# I find him offensive. Maybe you will too.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 22:01, More)
# Forgotten how much I love playing with stick men

(wow_deary, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 16:46, More)
# Lazy and Literal

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:41, More)
# It seems almost a waste...
...to have been lurking so long and then to delurk with this; but at least it proves that I can neither draw nor have hummus so I have an excuse for not having piped up before.
This is a compo entry incidentally.

(Dr.Ibble, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:11, More)
# new low...

(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:59, More)
# often save in <5k

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:48, More)
# r-p4c

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:36, More)
# Set lightsabres to pun....

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:42, More)
#
I know not really all that offensive - unless you happen to be epileptic. Take that! AND I'm a whole 3.5kb under the limit. Go me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:13, More)
# 5K - a fence sieve
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Bogbean, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:09, More)
# I am having a lot of trouble actually being offensive



It is actually a bitmap and with room to spare.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:45, More)
# offensive in 828bytes
Image hosting by Photobucket

(its a swastika)
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:20, More)
# Woof!


Wow I have a whole 3kb to spare!
(CaL_FiN, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:06, More)
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