USB(as)Tardis
Even though you are a shit actor you can still pretend that you can travel back in time and be a complete cunt with the USB(as)tardis

(fivefingers, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 1:43, More)

Aw, screw it...

This'll do, I'm off to bed - Night all! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:52, More)

"Roy?! ROY! Ah he's been ignoring me all day"

(lecraftybison thinks the word "clique" springs to mind, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:35, More)

bindun?

(Testicles just for you, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:27, More)

PooSB

(twattybanjo, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 22:18, More)

yeah but does it have one of these?

( RedStar returneth, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 21:52, More)

Ah, bollocks. I've missed the image compo again. Fuck! And it's not even worth it...sincere apologies for shitness.
The remnants of the Big Brother house are haunted by an old housemate...


Yes, even as a ghost you're still a minger, you stupid fucking whore. And now I can't even tell you to drop dead!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:33, More)

Well I sure as shit wouldn't buy it.


I like not having extra fingers.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:28, More)

Totally forgot how to draw.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, More)

It's mediocre!

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:43, More)

douche

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:42, More)

Do you get a free one of these?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:46, More)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, More)

And now, a USB-related public information broadcast


It's a very realistic looking USB memory stick in the shape of a tampon isn't is?

Shame I can't take credit for it because someone actually makes them!

And I've just had a great idea for a movie. It's called "Jilly Mnemonic"....
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, More)

USB xBox 360 emulator

( Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:26, More)

Data port. Or something. I dunno, you do the punchline


Thanks to Captain Howdy for the wizard idea of replacing a mouth with a USB port. Still funny! :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:46, More)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:44, More)

I made it even more pointless:
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( Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:18, More)

Next door is having their bin pressure washed! WHY??

(Europir8, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:57, More)

( doog Don't read this., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:02, More)