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reborn as porn

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly. Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths. *this is where the challenge lies thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57)
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# bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:40, More)
# 'Noon all

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:15, More)
# magenta again

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, More)
# BLARB!!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, More)
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(Med, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, More)
# THREADJACK!!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, More)
# I'm going to jam this pea in here
Seeing as this compo is almost begging me to do it (even if it isn't much cop and only tenuously related to your post, sorry :x)


(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, More)
# Further?

(moistness, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:05, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, More)
# Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:31, More)
# Does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 15:59, More)
# Gi's a job. Go on, gi's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:44, More)
# :)

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:24, More)
# Contains no added turtles

(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:27, More)
# Hmmm.... quick and dirty.
Harvesting wild turtles is legal in Florida, and a single seafood company in Fort Lauderdale was reported (2008) as buying about 5,000 pounds of softshell turtles a week. The harvesters (hunters) are paid about $2 a pound; some manage to catch as many as 30-40 turtles (500 pounds) on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:42, More)
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(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, More)
# A pea...
... from the "Anagram Photoshops" challenge some time ago.

Anagramtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:32, More)
# hahah

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:20, More)
# I'm in...I'm out...I'm in...I'm out...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:44, More)
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Mustabindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:22, More)
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