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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:46, More)
# Pfft!
Quick and dirty, a variation of M3Essential's idea.

(I helped save b3ta! RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:44, More)
# Even less deserving of its own thread:

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# I'll stop now..

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:36, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:23, More)
# Too obvious?

(JayTee, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:15, More)
# modern visual euphemism, waves, final gush....... spills load

well it made sense in my head
scuppered by impossibility of getting waves under 250k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:01, More)
# *ahem*

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:00, More)
# This little fellow REALLY likes my remote control

Now what his name ... woodcock?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:59, More)
# A fair warning!

(JayTee, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:55, More)
# That Long Dark Hole Of Desire...
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A Muted Trumpet, Perfect
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:52, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:45, More)
# roflcocks!
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P.S.
yes, this is meant to be ironic.
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:44, More)
# Meh

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:43, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:42, More)
# What a lovely necklace

On second thoughts, they do look a bit like tiny onions
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:37, More)
# Details explained with cartoons?

(JayTee, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:35, More)
# They could replace the sex scenes
with pictures of suggestive animals.


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# Hides quickly

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:09, More)
# The orgy sequence proved particularly tricky to convey

*edit - is it just me or does anyone else see the Kremlin?! Saint Basil's
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