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Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07)
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# Amen to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37, More)
# While we at it...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:49, More)
# run, child, run.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:48, More)
# A fine story...
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MODEDIT: Changed to linky because of you know, tits.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:03, More)
# Would this be compoable?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:54, More)
# I'll just leave this here

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:21, More)
# wit and indeed woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:25, More)
# Well, might as well pearoast here then

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# "I wasn't allowed to put it down" - A. Reviewer

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:18, More)
# Go on son!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:02, More)
# Haha!
I suppose this also qualifies:

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:55, More)
#

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 3:13, More)
# Hotlips...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:25, More)
# The Moonstone

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:32, More)
# fuck!!....found this one.......might just fit the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 4:06, More)
# Just going to go and rest my eyeballs in a bucket of bleach now....


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# cheap

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#


I shudder to think what Thing one and Thing two would look like...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:12, More)
#

Topical compo plastic faceswap
*still not sure I would
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# My wife positively encourages me to post this nonsense

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