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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
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sock is sock, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click, is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
how do you...
... stop black kids bouncing on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:15, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
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maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
Q: What's blue and barks?
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:33, More)
How do you make a cat go woof?
Shit, I forgot to make a biggarr one. Hold on...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:11, More)
Less evil than my last entry
I'm still probably going straight to hell though...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 18:16, More)
What's blue and fucks grannies?
Click for same size but uncensored
The gerontophilic rapist from the Blue Man Group
Click for as big as a fucking house sized
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Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 15:15, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
(
sock is sock, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click, is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
how do you...
... stop black kids bouncing on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:15, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
(
maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
(
Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
(
ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
Q: What's blue and barks?
(
Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:33, More)
How do you make a cat go woof?
Shit, I forgot to make a biggarr one. Hold on...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:11, More)
Less evil than my last entry
I'm still probably going straight to hell though...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 18:16, More)
What's blue and fucks grannies?
Click for same size but uncensored
The gerontophilic rapist from the Blue Man Group
Click for as big as a fucking house sized
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Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 15:15, More)