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if tom cruise was god

Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# Only available in pink.

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:59, More)
# The thought scares me.

I love the way you click me, baby
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:48, More)
# people wouldn't accept it
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was better inside my head
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:41, More)
# he would attempt to smite other aliens

(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:39, More)
# Pure crap, prolly bindun. Stupid photoshop on Laptop dead =(

In case you couldn't guess, I'm in a mood. Photoshop died. I hate paint =(
(The Who Bird is eating Jaffa Cakes on, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:39, More)
# With his choppers up there
we'd have no further need of the sun:

(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:33, More)
# never heard of him

(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:29, More)
# slick

(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:28, More)
# If TC were god

He'd get tall people like me to do dangerous stunts. tenuous, I know
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:27, More)
# Argh! It's like my nightmares have come true!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:25, More)
# YOUR ALL JERKS

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:19, More)
# and lo' he did make women in his own image

'ning you bunch of cnuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:18, More)
# bindun?

(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:14, More)
# Would be happening all over the world...

clicky for original
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:07, More)
# Tom cruise may be god but...
linky just in case it's NSFW (it's an elephant but you know)

Clicky here to see Tom Cruise (possibly the 8th wonder of the world)*


*there is a good chance this may be a joke
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot http://www.justgiving.com/Stuart-Alldred, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:02, More)
# all cruise linars would say this
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(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:02, More)
# Some things wouldn't be risky business anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi TV treated, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:01, More)
# he'd correct some facts

(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:00, More)
# God in Heaven..

(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:55, More)
# Unboycotts - if Tom Cruise was the (son of) God

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:48, More)
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