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Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

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# Kiddie Fiddler or Supreme narcissist; You Decide.
If Tom Cruise was God.



P.S. Its a childhood photo of Tom.
(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:03, More)
# ruise would take the jesus juice all day, everyday.


thanks to dr.strange for the clipage. lurkage. oh theage.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:04, More)
# If Tom Cruise had his own private heaven.
Would this be it.

imgsrc=httpwww.b3tards.comuploadstom_mag_copy.jpg

edit: no cause i fucked up the link

edit:watch this space!!!!

imgsrc=http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom_mag_copy.jpg
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# ooft

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# Enoch would be delighted

(we are ovaltine I'm that annoying chap in Building 9, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 17:53, More)
# He shall with great majesty appear

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# like frink said what god
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

so which way to hull?
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:32, More)
# Nobody said which god.


Not that I want to deify him in any way. I think he's a cunt of the highest order.

Cru'thulhu f'taghn!

I'm off to make a sanity roll now.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:25, More)
# have a nice weekend, b3tans :)

(I was penalized for that, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:22, More)
# If...


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# "It's full of stars!"

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# awww....

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# le bible holy

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# Compo Entry: May not contain actual 'Cruise'


Any other ideas on [free] image hosting sites? Some of my Imageshack pics have gone 'tits up'...
(Boss Mew Klaatu barada...necktie?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:28, More)
# Probably Bindun
But I wont let a thing like that stop me


(Tpaz, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:12, More)
# .

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:46, More)
# Underlings don't like this new God

ta DTH
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# And another...

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# 'Ning!


Made this last night, probably bindun but posting it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 9:26, More)
# Sorry, I am a n00b.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom-cock_copy.jpg

edit:how do I get my pic to appear on here? many thanks.



Arf Arf. I am so proud. Thanks guys.
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