I thought I'd shock you all by actually shopping something!


I am a master of misdirection!
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 15:47, More)

trapping a tramp....................(my first post)

(victor_1, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 15:14, More)

you might think you can get rid of them but...

(teasus likes tea, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 14:44, More)

We're the ones who get trapped!


And the tramps swan off into the
sunset and live happily ever after.
( Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 14:09, More)

Yaaar... gwaaarn...
...yer me best mate...

Some of them are more persistent than others:


( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 13:39, More)

Aim...


"Although units generally manage to get mortar ammunition onto the battlefield, getting it to the mortar firing positions has been the problem. The fix to ammunition management and resupply must be obtained through a detailed company level control procedure (SOP) for the distribution, drop-off, and retrieval of mortar ammunition."
(Mattt, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 12:51, More)

Little Icecube would spend hours hiding behind his metal box, waiting...
waiting for a tramp to try and take the 'free' can of special brew. When one did, BAM

Flash-frozen by his Icey Laser!
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 12:13, More)

Here have a bit of this...








...as my dodgy attempt at a compo entry!
(FAQ, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 10:50, More)

trap - a - tramp
...with an exploitative record deal! It helps if they're children and you've got them hooked on heroin. They'll stick around longer.


(the joe factory what makes joes, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 10:22, More)

first post. and first compo entry...


yes, i know it's in bad taste, and i know i'm going to hell, but it amused me.
(dieselmonkey, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 10:02, More)

tum tum tum

(harmless kitty, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 9:46, More)

GOTIM!


Actually saw this bloke myself...
(empty_personality, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 0:47, More)

Super tramp trap

(Scary, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 0:16, More)

80's Tramp Trap


I know, I know, 58K, must try harder...
(b3tan generation, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 22:57, More)

Bottle Alley - Hastings
A veritable tramp trap if ever there were one.

(ProduceMonkey, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 19:59, More)

Tramp trapping #20123876409.1: A bunch of Cunts

Note, you can get the same effect by using a palestinian child instead of a fox and isreali soldiers instead of a bunch of....hmmmm..well you get the idea
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 19:54, More)

How to trap a homeless person #234: Free Gin

Its a trap in the literal (i.e. lethal) sense
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 19:03, More)

OK. It's Crap,
and probably bindun...



...but I like it.
(The Lovely Debbie McGee (You'll like me....but not a lot.), Mon 8 Nov 2004, 18:59, More)

...

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 16:17, More)

Ooo lookey!


Lured 'im in with the cunning use of a Gold-Plated can of Special. Music to his ears I tells ya.
( D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 16:16, More)