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There is more rude stuff than anything else on the web. We love rude stuff, and the odder the better. Here are the top ten odd rude things for your enjoyment.



Manties

Panties Just for men.
Panty Fact:
Police in Hong Kong stopped a man because he seemed to be 'oddly shaped'. He was found to be wearing 18 bras and 45 pairs of ladies' panties.

 
Rude SMS collection for your Nokia

SMS porn fact:
There is suspicion that the current porn explosion has been generated by the networks in order to increase traffic and revenue.

 

How to have sex with fat people

Best to do it doggy style.
Fat sex quote:
"The plump woman will often be adroit at oral sex because she is generally expert at other oral pursuits," suggests Sex Psychologist Eugene Schaimann. "She is usually a warm person who enjoys conversation. She is a healthy eater who loves food. Using her mouth to express herself is a thing that almost seems to come naturally to her."

 
Realistic Sex Dolls

Doll Fact:
Barbie's body was based on a German doll called Lilli which was sold as a sex toy for men.

 

Hey Everybody, I'm looking at Gay Porno

Practical Joke Fact:
Simon Garth received nationwide press coverage in America after his friends claimed he had shot Bigfoot, and had the corpse at home in a meat locker.

 
Roseanne Barr Naked

Rosanne is oh, so sexy. See Fat Sex Tips above.
Rosanne Fact:
We've got an mp3 of Roseanne singing the Star Spangled Banner for you here.
 

List of Dead Porn Stars

Looks like they're all pretty fucked in the head. Maybe they don't like their jobs.
Porn fact:
Sao Tome is a tiny nation off the coast of West Africa. It is also a hub of the international porn telephone line market. Millions of porn calls account for the majority of telephone traffic in the country.

 
Multiple Breast Galleries

Girls with lots of boobs, heads, legs etc.
Multiple Limb Fact:
Parasites have been causing strikingly high rates of frogs to be born with multiple limbs in Minnesota.

 

Geri Spice Auditioning

Ginger gets her tits out before she was famous (Quicktime movie)
Geri Fact:
Geri lost her virginity while listening to "Nothing Compares to You" by Sinead O'Connor.

 
Very Fat Lady Doing Salsa

The rolls of lard swing rhythmically to the salsa beat.
Fat Dancing Fact:
Not only women belly dance, men do it too. However, Taktib, Nubian, Debke and other folkloric forms fit the male body better as they are more macho and really men's dances.



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