Football fan quits job to run twitter account. Doesn't go well.
Have at you, the footballs!
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45, Share, Reply)
Have at you, the footballs!
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45, Share, Reply)
"I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I've done is receive abuse. Fuck off all of u"
I doubt his previous job was that well paid.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:49, Share, Reply)
I doubt his previous job was that well paid.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:49, Share, Reply)
Hahaha, Twitter has its uses but unless you've got hundreds of thousands of super loyal followers (like pop stars etc)...
...and a product to sell, you're not going to make any money from it. Twitter users are largely like cvindin down vtherev, i.e. always on transmit and not on receive. Failing that they're just hillside grazing ruminants of the social media world and hardly likely to reach for their bank cards if an opportunity should arise.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:00, Share, Reply)
...and a product to sell, you're not going to make any money from it. Twitter users are largely like cvindin down vtherev, i.e. always on transmit and not on receive. Failing that they're just hillside grazing ruminants of the social media world and hardly likely to reach for their bank cards if an opportunity should arise.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:00, Share, Reply)
His phraseology "shouldn't of quit my job" makes me think that his old colleagues aren't exactly staring at a massive creative void in their line-up.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:19, Share, Reply)
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:19, Share, Reply)
Fuck me, what an epic failure
Twitter and Facebook increasingly just seem to be a cracked mirror held by humanity beholding the moron it really is. Seriously, it actually depresses me reading about the unending stream of people fucking up using that utterly pointless, banal, and otherwise 'Me me me,' outlet for typing absolute crap. And he left a job for it. Utter twat
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:08, Share, Reply)
Twitter and Facebook increasingly just seem to be a cracked mirror held by humanity beholding the moron it really is. Seriously, it actually depresses me reading about the unending stream of people fucking up using that utterly pointless, banal, and otherwise 'Me me me,' outlet for typing absolute crap. And he left a job for it. Utter twat
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:08, Share, Reply)
Look on the bright side though
The person who gets his old job might really need it. And the twitter account may end up ODing on misery and heroin. Either way, society wins.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:07, Share, Reply)
The person who gets his old job might really need it. And the twitter account may end up ODing on misery and heroin. Either way, society wins.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:07, Share, Reply)
Ooo, leftfield.
What's to gain from the joke though? I don't get jokes anymore :( "IT'S A PRANK!! STOP PUNCHING ME, IT'S A PRANK!! :'(!!"
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:36, Share, Reply)
What's to gain from the joke though? I don't get jokes anymore :( "IT'S A PRANK!! STOP PUNCHING ME, IT'S A PRANK!! :'(!!"
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:36, Share, Reply)
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
There ya go, that's a joke. Everything else is just bum. Don't try and figure it out, that way lies madness or heavy drinking.
Well, that's my excuse.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:45, Share, Reply)
A pig with a flick knife.
There ya go, that's a joke. Everything else is just bum. Don't try and figure it out, that way lies madness or heavy drinking.
Well, that's my excuse.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:45, Share, Reply)
I heard a joke the other day which made me do lols
Paddy find a pen. Says to Mick, look I've found a pen!
Mick says, I tink dats my pen, let me see it.
Paddy gives pen to Mick.
Mick tries the pen out.
There, says Mick, I knew it was mine. Dat's my handwriting.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:56, Share, Reply)
Paddy find a pen. Says to Mick, look I've found a pen!
Mick says, I tink dats my pen, let me see it.
Paddy gives pen to Mick.
Mick tries the pen out.
There, says Mick, I knew it was mine. Dat's my handwriting.
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:56, Share, Reply)
If we're doing shitty old jokes
(and we may as well), and Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?".
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:58, Share, Reply)
(and we may as well), and Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?".
( , Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:58, Share, Reply)