An important and definitive guide to the worst celebrity autobiography ever written
I made this!
Kill people and climb over their still-twitching corpses to get hold of a copy of this little number. It's terrible, you can take my word for it.
And in that startling claim, I also include all the Katie Price books. And the Paul Daniels one. And Eamonn Holmes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:32,
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I'm only half way through and have had several big lols, this is quality.
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Haaaa!!
Wonderful evaluation.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:08,
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Fantastic!
Love your blog.
Has Rodney Bewes written a book? A friend who used to be in Please Sir has some astonishing anecdotes about his bitterness!
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In his latter years...
.. he used to flog CD's and Tapes of his music, dressed as Lofty, from a small stall in various Shopping Centres. I once saw him doing it in a nearby town.
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I've had loads of reports of this...
...one bloke said he use to sing outside his office in Basingstoke. Now that's desperation.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:03,
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blimey you've got good eyesight
and he's only a little chap
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Haha ^ This
I remember him in Luton's branch of Woolworths selling records of 'Whispering Grass'
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Amazing.
He came and performed in Woolies in Birkenhead when I worked there, must have been late 1980's. He didn't die so I guess people liked him.
I MUST get that book.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:08,
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Marvelous stuff! (click)
He didn't understand the 24hr clock either.
That town hall IS great though.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:31,
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I went to Buckingham
Some sun burned my neck. I didn't like it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:50,
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Isn't this SPAM?
I'm confused. Thought linking to your own Blog is a no no and many have been shot down in flames for doing so.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:22,
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It's generally acceptable
if you're a part of the B3ta community, liking posts, posting replies etc. Scaryduck has been here basically forever, his blogs are great and lots of people enjoy them. Spammers are usually called out when they sign up for the board specifically to flog their own work and don't participate in anything else.
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