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This is a link post Alright B3ta? I made this!
I've entered my weird little short 'Lemon & Bacon' into the Brit Comedy Guide's 'Best Internet Comedy Programe', whatever the fuck that is. Having little in the way of friends in the right places, I am forced to beg for votes like any other ordinary person. I know.

So if I could get a vote out of at least some of you, I promise I will stay for at least an extra 30 mins at the next bash?

THANKS x
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes*
don't feel you have to show up though. Tabs doesn't like large groups of people unless they're wearing masks.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man!
Was that even Tabs? Who is Tabs now?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I go by Tiffany now.
The operation was a success.
 (namestealer, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Your not really Tabs

*waits*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post *You're.
You feeble minded bumhole.
 (namestealer, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post JOKES ON YOU FUCKWIT!
The real Tab Hunter would never waste more than one reply on the likes of me!

Now go home and think about what you've done.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are the best sock puppet account ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will vote for it if you pay me some money.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have 50,000 in Yugoslav Dinar buried in a car park in Basildon.
You find it, it's yours.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post voted
delightfully weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voted :)

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much appreciated :-)

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I voted for you spaz face

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, turd burglar!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much was catering?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crisps for all

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes*
Hope you get somewhere with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you muchly!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done!
If you hadn't come to the London bash, I'd be all like nuh-uh! and stuff.
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, but if I hadn't gone I'd have missed Tabs throw his drink over himself and everything!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think your work is superlative. I also get the Fear from the Crisp Jester.
I have voted accordingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you
Ian brought him to life in terrifying fashion. I'll pass on the praise :-D
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted.
Good luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man. Mean a lot!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes*

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankew! Thankew.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was getting good: "I've entered my wierd little short...."
Then you lost me.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post No worries
Be sure to vote for one of the non-shit ones ;-)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh you see that was my attempt at satire
I think I lost you.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaaa
Carry on! Not everybody likes crisps you see ;-)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vorted
XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks dude. Hope all is well!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah man
awesome, how's things yourself? Hardly chat since I chucked the twitter thingy XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vo(mi)ted

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done
Good luck :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good reason to pearoast!
Liked it last time, voted for it this time. Keep it up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm hungry now :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:48, , Reply)