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This is a link post Thinking of going to Australia? NSFW
You might want to think again after this little information film
edit - NSFW for sweariness - only thought of this afterward. That and the fact that it features an Australian in vernacular mode
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

Sorry, but Stuj and his 'Team Spiders!' can get tae fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post every living thing in Australia needs flamethrowing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Even their fluff is a bit too Dr Moreau.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even though I know his tongue is firmly in his cheek
I'm still cringing like a dog in a bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
that's what made me smile so much about it. That and the bit about the special wood and its "conductivity"
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Wogawoga is a real place though

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep it is real
But it's called Wagga Wagga. So good they named it twice!
And as an Australian, I can tell you that the spiders aren't that bad.... they don't like loud noises and hot weather, so any hot day and if your loud then you'll be right :)
The real things that us Australians fear are Drop Bears. They kill more people than sharks, spiders and snakes combined, but the killings are never reported by the news. it's just better that way.
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to Waggawagga
And Woolloomooloo, and Kickatinalong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the winner is...
Koolyanobbing
 (I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The winner should be
Iron Knob
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) ALTHOUGH WE'RE A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BRUCE THERE, HE SEEMS TO HAVE A 'THING' ABOUT BEING PEED ON.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing personal

I don't hate the things; I just have to disagree in this instance. Fuck that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS
Yeah UK Team Spiders which I rescue from the bath but not these bat shit mentalists.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a fucking big spider on my wall last night
I went to get a glass and a bit of paper to put it outside and when I came back it had gone!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post it knows where you sleep...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few years ago, blearly-eyed and stoned

I lifted the sheets of my bed about midnight on a school night, and right in the middle was a fucking huge spider - almost like those above. I gave it legs, so I spent about the next hour turning my bedroom upside down to get the fucker out.

I didn't kill it though, because I'm nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I came home drunk one night got into bed and found a house spider on my pillow
I punched it to death

that's the difference between being drunk and being stoned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a moth land on my mouth in the dark in bed
Not pleasant. I was probably stoned then though in all honesty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
punched sexed
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It probably just went up the chimney.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I just did a snort
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDER CLAUS!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post but thats where the wasps live

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man up pick the bugger up
I currently have a big emo spider which I keep rescuing from the bath only to find it's back there again. "Leave me alone I want to die here."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was too fast

That's the frightening thing.

Those buggers are like Linford Christie...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post its frightening because they're black?
racist!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they had eight legs

And trapped people in webs I'd be racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have massive cocks?

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
ALL OF THE SPIDERS
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh...Big Spider
We know about your spiders. Fuck you for having the most deadly.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, In all fairness to spiders
They are not monsters, and in many ways serve a higher purpose of dealing with far more awful vermin. Having a good spider around is a good thing. However, if the lady says kill the 8 legged monster, oblige, for the sake of not having to deal with anymore bullshit.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a perfectly balanced human being.
Perfect back story and general advices about anything really.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post As also found in the UK
One was found in Sussex. In a packing crate with bike parts.

Have a totally over the top "We're doomed" report of this from The Daily Star.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/349740/WARNING-The-GIANT-Huntsman-spider-is-now-in-the-UK
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:21, , Reply)