no one fucks with David Dickinson
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( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:56, Share, Reply)
Creator : @IamHappyToast
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:56, Share, Reply)
thx
that was the best I could come up with after about 10 minutes thinking
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:31, Share, Reply)
that was the best I could come up with after about 10 minutes thinking
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This reminds me of that Japanese Kiai Master and his disciples
Completely believable Kiai Master and his disciples martial arts display
Before he unfortunately gets far more believably thumped by some other guy. His disciples are obviously trolls
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:54, Share, Reply)
Completely believable Kiai Master and his disciples martial arts display
Before he unfortunately gets far more believably thumped by some other guy. His disciples are obviously trolls
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:54, Share, Reply)
5:26 of this bullshitter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Apparently you can nullify a qi knockout if your tongue happens to be in the wrong position in your mouth...
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:21, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Apparently you can nullify a qi knockout if your tongue happens to be in the wrong position in your mouth...
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:21, Share, Reply)
Essentially all of the "internal" martial arts are in fact just people fucking about in pyjamas pretending they are wizards.
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It's staggering isn't it!
It raises a few slightly stark questions:
-Why put on such an obviously staged and completely unbelievable display of unarmed combat using his dodgy 'magic?'
-Why offer $5000 to 'any MMA fighter' who can beat him; was he so delusional he actually believed his students falling over and rolling about was due to his magical powers?
-Was he so genuinely mental that after just a few moments with someone using *real* fighting and obviously feeling that, did he continue, inevitably to end up in a heap on the floor?
-Given his magic was a load of bollocks, how had his combat technique not got pulled up much sooner for being a load of bollocks? Surely previous practitioners of it would have realized it couldn't actually ward off muggers hundreds of years ago, and studied something else.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
It raises a few slightly stark questions:
-Why put on such an obviously staged and completely unbelievable display of unarmed combat using his dodgy 'magic?'
-Why offer $5000 to 'any MMA fighter' who can beat him; was he so delusional he actually believed his students falling over and rolling about was due to his magical powers?
-Was he so genuinely mental that after just a few moments with someone using *real* fighting and obviously feeling that, did he continue, inevitably to end up in a heap on the floor?
-Given his magic was a load of bollocks, how had his combat technique not got pulled up much sooner for being a load of bollocks? Surely previous practitioners of it would have realized it couldn't actually ward off muggers hundreds of years ago, and studied something else.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson
( , Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)