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This is a normal post How in the shuddering fuck does he get any work?
I can't remember a single movie of his which raised even the most gentle guffaw and yet people still keep giving him money to churn out racist, misogynistic and worst of all mediocre shite again and again.

*does really angry face*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
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www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?view=Actor&id=adamsandler.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the most depressing thing I have ever seen

(Roxon, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wedding Singer wasn't completely shit
but otherwise I rate him with Seth Rogan and Jim Carrey.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seth Rogen has never made a good film

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Unfunny, curly-faced, arse-bungalow.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
is there anyone you guys actually do like?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something about everyone liking your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, I like Jim Carrey :(
Watched his wacky films as a kid. Loved them.

Watched his vaguely serious films as an adult (Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Man on the Moon) and they're brilliant.

What's he doing wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's make a list of people we are not allowed to like
So far I have..
Limmy
Stewart Lee
Jim Carey
Adam Sandler
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:50, , Reply)
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James Corden
Michael Mckintyre
Ricky Gervais

I think Jim Carrey as a person is a twat. But I liked the mask, liked ESOASM, liked truman show.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Carrey is brilliant

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy is brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carrey can act, do physical comedy and stand-up, all at top class
Limmy is a one-note scottish twat (who I don't particularly hate, he can be amusing, but he isn't talented)
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Falcon Hoof's great and he's pretty good at Counter Strike. Does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post only good film Jim Carey has done was " lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events"
where he played Count Olaf.

and dumb and Dumber , dont forget that but dumb and dumberer 2 is total lady towels and not worth the efort
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Total Lady Towels" is my new favourite phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Deeds & Happy Gilmore
were not completely shit...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Gilmore is ace.
This ends my list of Adam Sandler films I would watch.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reign Over Me isn't awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mind him at all really
I don't know why he's the go to guy like this.
There's far worse out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Happy Gilmore was actually quite good. Undoubtedly his pinnacle of achievement.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, Or maybe a plus point,
The two bits in that film I find funniest, are when the ice rink cleaner man sings endless love, and when shooter denies eating shit for breakfast.

Neither of which feature Adam Sandler.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but they weren't good either
And they are the absolute peak of his output
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree that he is crass, obnoxious and criminally unfunny,
but if you start leveling serious allegations of racism and misogyny against his lame and feeble jokes, you really undermine the meaning of those words, and the seriousness of being accused of those prejudices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post So only good jokes are racist?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like UKIP.

Edit: This is not an instruction.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post liked, shared, retweeted

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was really funny in that one about the heavy metal band that hijacks a radio station
but fuck if I can remember what it's called. It was his first one.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:44, , Reply)