Now That's What I Call The Sound Of Screaming Goats Volume 58
I made this!
300 of your favourite sounds of goats screaming on one unmissable album!
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:36,
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Will never top Volume 47. That was a classic.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:44,
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God, so-called "fans" like you make me sick. Just jumping on the bandwagon.
It's like they didn't do anything before 47.
Were you there at the early gigs? Buying the vinyls from the back of their van?
Were you fuck.
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mate i was scaring the shit out of goats
with a tape recorder back in the early 80s. i was at the fucking vanguard. the cutting fucking edge.
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:11,
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You can stick your tape recorder up your arse.
My great grandad was goat scaring at Alexandra Palace with a wax cylinder back before Edward VII.
Fuck you, 80's boy.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:14,
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Bollocks to that.
I was there at the beginning of the universe, floating around the void with a phonautograph made of dark matter.
That's when the goats did their best work. You wouldn't know, of course.
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Oh you!
I can't beat that, you bastard.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:38,
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beginning of the universe?
they'd sold out by then.
amateur.
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tickle I was away, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 14:53,
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I am directly descended from a homo erectus who scared the living fuck out of goats on the plains of prehistoric africa
and then etched an exact representation of the wave forms in to the solid fucking granite using his own teeth.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
If it is even a pipe. It's probably just a plastic imitation pipe. If you tried to smoke it, it would probably just melt.
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:19,
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Yeah well, my very distant bacterial ancestor used to scare the bejeezus out of another single-celled organism in the primordial soup
which would then go on to be the direct ancestor of what would eventually become goats.
And my very distant ancestor somehow imprinted this into the DNA of the single-celled organism which would eventually lead to goats, which is why goats can have the shit scared out of them.
Chew upon that. If you actually have teeth. Real teeth.
/convoluted reposte blog
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:36,
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I am in awe* that such comedic talent does not have its own Channel 4 series
*genuinely
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 16:02,
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How dare you!
I've still got the 1987 Spring edition of "Goat Yelling Quarterly" and the free EP still attached to the front of up and coming kid screamers. Some of them went on to create the seminal Volume 47.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:21,
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Volume 47 track 286 was mind-blowing
Now that was a goat that could scream.
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:04,
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What? Volume 10 on vinyl thank you.
How can you possibly top tracks like 'Here I Goat Again (USA Remix)', 'La Capra', 'Nanny Can Say Goodbye' and 'My Billy Just Cares For Me'?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 14:17,
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*snort*
there's an album in this for sure. I might belt out "HERE I GOAT AGAIN ON MY OWWWWWWWWN" at the pub later.
When I get back I'll settle down to watch Billy Goat Elliot
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 15:29,
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Is it better than Shakira's Greatest Hits?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:02,
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Who produced it? Alex 'Da Kid' Grant or Danny Gruff?
I hear they're the goat-to guys
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 16:50,
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