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This is a link post a little thing wot i am making NSFW I made this!
here's the "trailer" so to speak.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 10:53, , Reply)
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A whole dog bowl of excellence! click.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of dogs i've got two of them
in my office right now, one with a bandaged paw, the other just had cancer surgery...

if rolf harris wasn't a nonce i'd say it's just like animal hospital!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post apostrophe pls

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post '

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers pal
*adds to scrapbook*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post blame the
slick deck sicka
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to blame the sunlight/moonlight
and later, the good times... but NEVER the boogie
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the parents

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!
Proper lols. More of this sort of thing please
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've got a whole series planned out:
Man is electronics genius, but a bit of a munter.... Like an autistic socially awkward, and poor, tony stark... Not your typical sitcom loser... He thinks he's doing all right, and he is a genius... But like all geniuses... He's also a massive retard!

He has a dog, his only friend... He loves the dog.

The dog starts getting ill, but everytime he gets taken to the vets they cant find whats wrong...

But dog is obviously in pain... So our guy decides to invent a voice box so that he can ask the dog simple yes or no quesions, to find out whats wrong with him...

He does this, turns it on, only to find that the dog has been faking injury to manipulate his owner into building him a communication device... And hes not fond of his owner

Now that he can talk he has big plans... He resents his owner/lodger as a failure and realises that with his brains the dog could take over the world... Obviously the owner has 2nd thoughts, but the dog soon starts sorting things out for him, getting him some money, and some female interest and so our guy realises that having a talking dog is working in his favour, even if the dog is a meglomaniac!

So yeah, its little shop of horrors... Meets rainman, via any which way but loose...But aint nothing wrong with that!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right Turn Keith
Excellent.
 (mersault, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
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Don't make Paul too successful, that's the only thing I'd say.

I take it Paul and Keith are gradually going to realize that they both have a symbiotic need for each other...even though Keith utterly despises Paul?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes...
like a marriage xx
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So it's exactly Dilbert and Dogbert?
Well done, you've created something that already exists
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post just because someones done something before
that's no reason not to do it again... it's like fucking your mum... we've all done it at least once... somethings just get better with repetition don't they...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul you cunt
That's awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you!
Dogs innit!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
muchly!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is right.
I knew a Keith and he was!
That is excellent, please Sir, can I have some more?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes of course...
although these bills need paying first! but i'll have more of it pretty soon i hope!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding performance all round

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
the oscar for best performance using text-to-speech goes to...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's asking for the rolled up newspaper...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post he get's neutered next month
let's see how ballsy he is after that!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff
make more please, hell why dont you throw a cat into the mix for added cuntishness
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post the real surprise
would be a nice cat...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 13:28, , Reply)