Speak & Swear
I made this!
I've made this swearing thing for The Poke - went of a bit of technical mission to make it as fucking hell, I am shite at code but it's interesting to try and mash stuff together to get a thing out.
It's very sweary. Hopefully works on phones too, certainly works on the iPhone and Samsung's knocking around my flat.
Basically took two days to make. Then two days to rewrite it because it didn't work on Android. Fuck Android.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/04/speak_and_swear/
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:49, Share, Reply)
I've made this swearing thing for The Poke - went of a bit of technical mission to make it as fucking hell, I am shite at code but it's interesting to try and mash stuff together to get a thing out.
It's very sweary. Hopefully works on phones too, certainly works on the iPhone and Samsung's knocking around my flat.
Basically took two days to make. Then two days to rewrite it because it didn't work on Android. Fuck Android.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/04/speak_and_swear/
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:49, Share, Reply)
Note the guys in R&D: when there is an A it says "capital A"
Otherwise good childish fun
p.s. android tablet sorry.ipad too expensive
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:06, Share, Reply)
Otherwise good childish fun
p.s. android tablet sorry.ipad too expensive
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yeah I left the errors in like that
because they amused me - it really mangled cockwomble and several of the words
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:19, Share, Reply)
because they amused me - it really mangled cockwomble and several of the words
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It's nice that you still use this place as a free resource for pet projects even though you've let it die and fester.
It's like squeezing the pus out of a fanny boil to lubricate a dry fuck.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:14, Share, Reply)
It's like squeezing the pus out of a fanny boil to lubricate a dry fuck.
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Bit tired. I've worked practically two full days this week.
How's The Internet? Do doctors still not want me to know its one big secret to youthful skin?
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:20, Share, Reply)
How's The Internet? Do doctors still not want me to know its one big secret to youthful skin?
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the internet? it's become become simultaneously bigger and smaller
it's basically social media and apps.
Oh, and very angry polarised debates where everyone goes around thinking the other side is made of evil.
Still, some of it is funny.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:30, Share, Reply)
it's basically social media and apps.
Oh, and very angry polarised debates where everyone goes around thinking the other side is made of evil.
Still, some of it is funny.
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a once beautiful library being slowly turned into a shopping mall
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:37, Share, Reply)
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a once mad library full of wronguns
turned into a fighting zone where the only winners are the people who own the game and don't play the game
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:38, Share, Reply)
turned into a fighting zone where the only winners are the people who own the game and don't play the game
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I see it as a selection of indie clubs being replaced by a multistory superclub.
The shouty narcissists have won.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:20, Share, Reply)
The shouty narcissists have won.
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Boob Trumpet
Firefox seems to be playing up - it says it has loaded over 340% of audio. That's lot of swearing.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:25, Share, Reply)
Firefox seems to be playing up - it says it has loaded over 340% of audio. That's lot of swearing.
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