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This is a link post Poetry Voice... a reading... I made this!
so I posted one of my piss take poems on the board the other day, it went down well so i have done a reading... it's a poem about the voice people use to read poems

enjoy!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah! Cool, daddy-o. <finger snap applause>
Remember, a doggerel is man's best friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 4 May 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post click click click
and all that old boy!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought a mans best friend was a dogging hole?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 5 May 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. I am equally interested in how you staged the room for your production.
Stepladder, drying rack, open closet. That speaks as much to meaning as the words.

And the plain grey hoodie shows a connection with the common man. Bravo.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 4 May 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's excellent mate
i really, really like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 May 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh hello ducky!
I shall be getting round to filming more now the weathers a bit nicer!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post great work!
i like this
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Wed 4 May 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
I like the fact that you like it!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 4 May 2016, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post funnily enough dear pissflaps
I was about to go and sit in the garden with a bottle of cider...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 May 2016, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta very much
glad you enjoyed it!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I logged in just to like this.
You're welcome.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 4 May 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well thank you,
for taking the time out of your busy schedule to thrust that click in my direction, it is warmly received.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post As did I

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 4 May 2016, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice job!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 4 May 2016, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank
You
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 May 2016, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is what you humans call poetry is it?
I will now make love with it

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 4 May 2016, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clean up when your done
there's a good chap.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 May 2016, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(TSLunch, Thu 5 May 2016, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post roller coaster!
that's what that means right?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 May 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 5 May 2016, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post with a massive fucking hammer!
woo!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 May 2016, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant work
I take full credit and demand royalties as I encouraged you on your previous post ;-)
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Thu 5 May 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn this infernal paper trail!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 May 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How to write a political poem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwTbRjUKQb0

reminds me of this, which features on an old Sage Francis album
 (dum.dum.dum.dummm I do like eating ice-cream, Thu 5 May 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read out a poem I had written on the fly very much in this style.
It was after a couple of pints at a spoken word evening I had been dragged to.
I remember that it was about self harm and I'd cleverly made the first letter of every word spell out something about pretentious bollocks. Sadly I only remember the bollocks bit.

Bent
Over
Lacerated
Legs,
Old
Carving
Knife
Scars

You should look to never being able to make a living out of that.
 (Cakie So very tired..., Fri 6 May 2016, 20:17, , Reply)