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This is a link post Single Dad Science I made this!
My wife left us. So, we turned to the cold logic of science to fill the void left by emotional loss.

Sorry for being out of focus. As a long time viewer of B3ta, I wanted to contribute what little I have to share.

Edit: I appreciate the outpooring of empathetic/symathetic posts. She was only on holiday.
(AdamMotorcycleRider, Wed 11 May 2016, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D how wonderfully bleak
nice use of a shot glass to suggest you have turned to drinking too ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2016, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post informative

(frenchtoilet, Wed 11 May 2016, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a good sport having your face painted
Or is that your usual look?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 May 2016, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post haunted by a hasty teenage tattoo choice?

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 11 May 2016, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to wash it off
but Apple insisted I keep it. She's actually done up like a cat, but it's less visible through the goggles and bangs.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Wed 11 May 2016, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have thought the kid would have left you BOTH, for naming her Apple.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 May 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Slams piece of paper with random numbers on computer screen"
Well, I got numbers. How do you like them apples?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 11 May 2016, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post did the song at the end say 'DNA strands in my hair'
well
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 11 May 2016, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I admit, I didn't catch that part
The rest of the song looks innocent enough. An unintended double-entendre?
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Wed 11 May 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA, Nice work
"I think they were killed by loneliness"
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 May 2016, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice work, a little touch of Henry's Kitchen
did your wife really leave you or just go on holiday to Hawaii without you?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 May 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, she went of her own accord!
Oh... hang on... sorry...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 11 May 2016, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 11 May 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post you bloody loon

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was on holiday
A family matter actually, but inspired by a friend of mine and his six year old son. Apple has at least half a year before we can involve explosives.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Wed 11 May 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go for indoor fireworks next, the one that looks like infinite poo is always a winner with my kids

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 May 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
edit: that's not really the right word, but all I could muster to show my appreciation of your efforts during this difficult time.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 11 May 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I mean, the video. Not your wife leaving you.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 May 2016, 12:24, , Reply)