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This is a link post Sentient Bathroom I made this!
When you're not there, your bathroom comes alive!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bathroom that has the memory of a goldfish...
How did it forget the spider in the first place?
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bathroom is a cretin
Especially wilhelmina peppermunt
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talking of spiders... I found a woudlouse spider in our sink this morning. Have you seen the size of the teefs on those things?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit!
It looks almost exactly like my penis
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Erm. I have some bad news.
I might have squashed your penis and put it in the bin. Sorry about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing Domestos cameo
Normally, it would be considered product placement but here it's an integral part of your docusoap - the way it was just sitting there on the shelf brooding about ethnic cleansing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will not rest
Until it has killed everyone and everything. Dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!
But... wash your hands next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sat 21 May 2016, 0:44, , Reply)