We're still allowed swords.
The UK hasn't banned everything. We just don't think it's really necessary to own a Kalashnikov to stop some scally stealing your playstation.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:40,
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I approve of the sword idea, however, I've known more people who have severed arteries messing about with blades
It looks all cool in the movies, but they forget the years of training the average swordsman had.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:59,
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I have years of training :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:02,
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I don't mean with the pork sword, Wanky.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:05,
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Oh. Well, that ruins plan A.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:13,
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The threat of being chained to a bed and being severely meat speared would detter most home invaders.
Or, cue to opening the curtains with a cup of tea.
And noticing that the front garden is overrun by gagged gimps.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:21,
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