I have years of training :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:02,
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I don't mean with the pork sword, Wanky.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:05,
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Oh. Well, that ruins plan A.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:13,
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The threat of being chained to a bed and being severely meat speared would detter most home invaders.
Or, cue to opening the curtains with a cup of tea.
And noticing that the front garden is overrun by gagged gimps.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:21,
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