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This is a link post History's Greatest Misprint.
I think the misprint has been posted before, but I've never heard it read out until now.

I'm in tears at the library.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha fuck i'm in trouble at work now

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you work in a library?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post no but i should be busy working
instead i failed to stifle my laughter and my boss sits opposite me
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an odd sitting arrangement for a control tower.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'planes fly themselves these days

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of that would load for me
but speaking of libraries, did you spot this a few days ago? I actually would quite like to visit the place when they finally open it:

World's oldest library reopens in Fez: 'You can hurt us, but you can't hurt the books'

Guardian
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 10:51, , Reply)
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try this direct link to the pic
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Sep 2016, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh! Nice!
It sort of reminds me of a story I heard from a mate who'd visited Ethiopia. He'd gone to see the churches at Lalibella. The local bishop happened to be around, and was keen to show the tourists the stunning, hand-illuminated, thousand-year-old vellum Bibles.

My friend and his companions were awed, and expressed a disappointment that photographs would not come out well in the low light. The bishop was puzzled: didn't they have flash-guns?

When the tourists said that that probably wasn't a good idea, the bishop offered to take the books outside to take advantage of the sun instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post darmok and jalad at the library

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Resembles Stewart Lee's delivery

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're like a dog
listening to classical music
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're like a frog
listening to a cement-mixer
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't funny and then it was

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 12:23, , Reply)