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This is a link post 'Daniel the emotional support duck
takes his first plane ride'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'her emotional support animal'
As a species we really are wading into unimaginable levels of retard these days, with generation fucking snowflake and all this safe spaces bollocks.

That said, flying in planes terrifies me. A duck wearing red shoes might be a great comfort
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find my emotional support babirusa and herd of wildebeest very comforting when flying
though speedy boarding is a bit awkward.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please put a trigger warning in the subject line before you mention wildebeest
My anxiety relief stoat suffers from PTSD caused by wildebeest microaggressions as a result of their herd privilege.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your stoat's PTSD-relief saltwater crocodile is blocking the aisle, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Well, are you going to tell it to move? I'm not"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got myself a claustrophobia-relieving elephant
But, strangely, I seem to feel more claustrophobic when he's around.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The trick is to ignore the room, not the elephant.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reply isn't receiving the recognition I feel it deserves.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Oct 2016, 21:37, , Reply)