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This is a link post I've started a poetry-based YouTube channel, because obviously that's not a shit idea. I made this!
I'm too old and uncool for it to be popular, too late for it to be successful, too, uh, poetry-based for it to be cool and am making the videos with too little care for them to even carve out a weird culty niche for themselves. Other than that I'm probably heading for huge success. Like and subscribe, guys! Guys...?
*the deafening noise of crickets eating tumbleweeds*
The five poems on there so far are Camera One, Tesco £3 Lunch, It's Winter, Cyclops Is Nobody's Favourite and I Haven't Cleaned My Teeth Today. A few contain the f-word. All contain my face. Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not clicked the link yet,
But I do love how you're selling it.

I have now listened to them all, and enjoyed them. I liked the Tesco lunch one the most.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
It's the whole "address the obvious criticisms" thing, innit. Learned it from 8 Mile.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Too old'! Pfft, I have cheese older than you in my fridge.
If it's any consolation ... I am sure my grandkids would find you cool. Or at least scary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before I click...
Is this poetry that rhymes or that pseudo stuff?
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read the times and i need a guff.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It rhymes,
as all poetry should.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 7:31, , Reply)