You dropped that "tearing forehead from skull" anecdote very nonchalantly.
( , Mon 16 Jan 2017, 13:46, Share, Reply)
It was a while ago now so it's not such a big deal.
Drank far, far too much, passed out on my feet and broke the fall onto the pavement using my face. 5 days in hospital getting pumped full of antibiotics, providing a free meal for some slithery bloodsuckers as they ensured the few capillaries supplying life to my head flap got the runniest, least clotty blood possible. Everyone's a winner!
( , Mon 16 Jan 2017, 22:47, Share, Reply)
Drank far, far too much, passed out on my feet and broke the fall onto the pavement using my face. 5 days in hospital getting pumped full of antibiotics, providing a free meal for some slithery bloodsuckers as they ensured the few capillaries supplying life to my head flap got the runniest, least clotty blood possible. Everyone's a winner!
( , Mon 16 Jan 2017, 22:47, Share, Reply)