Ten Shit Jokes About: The USA
I made this!
I went to upstate New York and thought it would be fun to use the shittest camera in the world (with the worst audio in history) to record some excellent puns about states in front of various, sometimes uninspiring backgrounds.
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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 15:31,
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Pfft.
Still don't get/hear the Wisconsin one though.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 15:59,
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How do light fitting enthusiasts like their states?
Wi' sconce in.
Like a sort of shit play on the "How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? / Wi' jam in" joke.
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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 16:16,
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Aha.
I have learnt a new word today. Ta.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 17:24,
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which one is that? I gigged in Wisconsin Saturday night, so that makes me an expert
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 16:17,
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videos or it didn't happen BC
:-)
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 21 Aug 2017, 20:06,
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My wife went first to an American state and then to an English county, but she didn't tell me which one.
Maybe Alaska. Maybe Notts.
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At least you didn't tell us
how you made your Mrs sip pee. :) Maybe you did - I'll ask her. Although since she's big in IT and very sarcastic, maybe she'd just give me some Tech sass. Any way, I'm off back to cleaning my enormous denture collection. Honestly my flat is so small, I'm running out of space for my mass o' chew sets. I must be washing a ton of them. I'll stop now, since I can't make jokes about being in Diana - not since the tunnel incident.
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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 9:33,
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