I like the cut of your extrapolation
I did not get laid - ergo - no one got laid.
Given the nature of the fest, however, and the number of unconscious beer sodden bodies... Isn't there a Nick Cave line that might apply?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:52,
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"As he knelt above me with a rock in his fist"?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:25,
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possibly
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole,
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:33,
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