I present you: The useless-e-nator
Edit: Thanks to mr Torture we have a story www.leavemealonebox.com/
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I think this is one of my favourite things ever posted on here.
I identify with this mechanical object.
(prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I think its a combination between pure mechanical humor and art :-).
and I want one....
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

The history behind it is here
www.leavemealonebox.com/
(Mr Torture ) For The Emprah!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

woo nice one!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I want one.

( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

it wants you too

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'll go one step further...
...and say 'I need one'

Should be in black, with a label on the lid saying 'Please do not flick this switch'.
( moogthedog, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

haha

(BombayMick was a cheeky tinker on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

every time you flick it, it should muble "fuck off!"

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

"Fuck oooowwwwwwwffffff-fuh!"

( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Maybe gradually getting more irritated.

( Bats is selling cheap computer bits. Gaz for details., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ha ha!!

(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Brilliant :D
This reminded me of the little cleaner robot in Wall-E 'Foreign Contaminant' and then frantically cleaned things.

They both seemed to get annoyed.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)