Cats can really brighten up every situation
a dog would never
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Apart from frighteneing the bejeesus out of the thing
that was quite funny
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

a dog would love the attention of a big group
wagging its tail, jumping on laps, getting excited, running around etc.

Cats just think 'FUCK YOU ALL' and try to escape or claw people to death
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
/gives energon goodie
(SimianKid is going to bugle you in your Friday hole., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Ta!
*holds hands in a circle dancing to wierd al yancovic*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

haha
What a bunch of freaks.
( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That cat must have been terrified
Somebody's shoe is going to get such a shitting...
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

massive fat bloke
is massive & fat
( Dr Drink, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Cat/ Dog polarization
Ok. Try this.

Cats and dogs have the ability to remind us of certain aspects of ourselves due to we being further along on the evolutionary path.

Some time ago, cats branched out in their chosen direction, and dogs went thither, and foxes went somewhere inbetween, evolution being the marvelously wonderful thing it is.

One is not better than the other, merely an adaption to certain survival/ evolutionary criteria. Hence:

1. woof

2. meow

/felt sorry for teh kitty in vid
(roysin Soda water and scissors please, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Poof!

( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Yes, that was a hasty edit. Poof indeed.
(roysin Soda water and scissors please, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Cat's are more evolutionarily stable though.
Aside from fur colour and length most cats are the same but dogs vary a lot in size and shape.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I would say that cats display larger variations on size than dogs (e.g. lions etc.).
(roysin Soda water and scissors please, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The multitude variety of dogs is all man made of course.
Crazy how we got from a proud, powerful wolf to a small, rat-like useless kickable Chihuahua
( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Chihuahuas can fuck off.
Dachshunds are great, if slightly neurotic
( Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

And ponies

(macroscian likes people, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Well lions are not cats though are they?
Whilst both are of the family Felidae they cannot interbreed so are a different species.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felidae

Although you can get some pretty interesting results if you breed some of the big cats together.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Thanks for the info
Must try to keep up!
(roysin Soda water and scissors please, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This variety is at the family level not within the same species
Dogs have been found to carry one 'master gene' which largely accounts for the wide size range. This gene mutation has probably been maintained by humans through selective breeding. www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9348104
( Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That's probably saying it clearer than I did.
Although you could simplify things further by stating if Dogs were a place it would be Norfolk.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Bloody Gravy
That door is desperately crying out for some WD40.
(Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)