there are a few of these doing the rounds. :D
strokinwank.ytmnd.com/
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:15, Reply)

Ah !
so it's a spoof then
My story's true though.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:30, Reply)