seagulls are shit
raccoons are so much better than seagulls.

A raccoon would have approached that situation so delicately, extracting the sandwich with little to no disturbance of the backpack or its contents. And it would do it in complete darkness, and high on rabies.
(Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I'd stamp on its head!

( DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)