Looking back, Clubbing is one big con, and an awful experience.
Queue for ages to get abused by some cunt of a bouncer, spend the whole evening shouting over the music and not hearing a word anyone says, spending a small fortune on tiny watered down drinks, then eating shit food on the way home and nearly getting stabbed on the night bus.
..and all in the hope that you might get a bit of action.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Queue for ages to get abused by some cunt of a bouncer, spend the whole evening shouting over the music and not hearing a word anyone says, spending a small fortune on tiny watered down drinks, then eating shit food on the way home and nearly getting stabbed on the night bus.
..and all in the hope that you might get a bit of action.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Going to 'Trampz' grab a granny night
isn't proper 'clubbing'.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, Share, Reply)
isn't proper 'clubbing'.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, Share, Reply)
I think, with the benefit of hindsight, you will agree....
you obviously went to some shite clubs!
I got some action at mine and you could get a pint of tea across the road for 30p at Benjys and the bouncers were lovely.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, Share, Reply)
you obviously went to some shite clubs!
I got some action at mine and you could get a pint of tea across the road for 30p at Benjys and the bouncers were lovely.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, Share, Reply)
Either you live in an alternate dimension or you had better drugs than Russ.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, Share, Reply)
Nah, I'm pissing about.
If you're with the right people you'll have a good night wherever and whatever.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53, Share, Reply)
If you're with the right people you'll have a good night wherever and whatever.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53, Share, Reply)
Simple solution:
Don't go to rubbish clubs on the pull
Go to clubs where they play decent music that you actually like and want to dance to, get off your tits, dance like no one's watching (without pissing anyone off), have a great time with your friends.
Anything on top of this is a bonus.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38, Share, Reply)
Don't go to rubbish clubs on the pull
Go to clubs where they play decent music that you actually like and want to dance to, get off your tits, dance like no one's watching (without pissing anyone off), have a great time with your friends.
Anything on top of this is a bonus.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38, Share, Reply)